Strangest English names used by Chinese people

A
At our English club we have over 600 members and every now and then, I meet someone with bizarre names. The two that tie for first place i my book was a girl named "Meat" and another who named herself "Cry", I did not ask why.
在我们的英语俱乐部，我们有超过600的成员。我不时会遇到奇怪的名字。两个并列第一,一个女孩名叫“肉”,另一个命名为自己“哭泣”,我也没有问为什么。

B
Girls who choose boys names and vice-versa, and them choosing the wrong spelling to the name are annoying, but funny at times. A few that come to mind are: Only, Rain, and Crazy.
有的女孩子会选择男孩名，而有的男孩子会选择女孩名，而且常常会故意使用错误的名字拼写，很烦人，但是又很有趣.想到了一些，有：只有，雨，和疯狂。

C
A girl named Constipation.
一个女孩名叫便秘。

D
I have found funny names like Monkey, ice, and Mr. pen, etc….
我发现有趣的名字，像猴子，冰，和Mr.笔，等等…

E
Too many to count , recently ran into a guy called "four" though, he was a grown man and spoke perfect English as well. I also find spelling an English name wrong as a bit annoying, especially when they try to tell you you're spelling it wrong.
数量太多了，最近遇到一个叫“四”，他是一个成熟的男人，英语说得很完美。
我还发现英文名字的拼写错误是让人有些讨厌的,尤其是当他们试图告诉你你的拼写错了

F
I did some private math tutoring work on the side and I had a whole group of middle-school girls. This particular gang used monster names. Ogre (from Shrek), Zombie, Ghost, Monster, and Vampire. Vampire was the definition of cute and precocious. She later changed her name to ,,,,,ready for it ?? God !
我曾经以兼职的形式做过私人家教，我有一大帮中学女学生。这个特别的一群人都用怪物的名字。食人魔（来自于怪物史瑞克），僵尸，鬼，怪物，和吸血鬼。吸血鬼被定义为可爱和早熟的。后来她把她的名字变为,,,,,准备好了吗？上帝啊！

G
I've met Icecream, Apple, Baggy, Lemon. This last one was really thinking to call herself Banana but hesitated due the shape of the fruit and the connotation may have for some people.
我曾经遇到过名字为–冰淇淋，苹果，袋状的，柠檬。最近遇到一个打算叫自己香蕉的女孩，但是考虑到这种水果的形状以及这种形状对一些人可能会具有不同的涵义，所以她又犹豫了.

H
Happy Beef is one of my favorites. That and a girl named 'Superman'.
幸运牛是我最喜欢的（名字）之一，还有一个女孩管自己叫“超人”